Smoking: Quotes
"It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics."
~~ Fletcher Knebel, Reader's Digest, December 1961.
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. ~Douglas Adams
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your cigarettes. ~Author Unknown
I'd rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth. ~Paul Carvel
Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking. ~ Author Unknown
A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer. ~ Author Unknown
