Smoking: Quotes


"It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics."
~~ Fletcher Knebel, Reader's Digest, December 1961.

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.  ~Douglas Adams

Nicotine patches are great.  Stick one over each eye and you can't find your cigarettes.  ~Author Unknown

I'd rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth.  ~Paul Carvel

Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking. ~ Author Unknown

A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer. ~ Author Unknown